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Old 10-25-2011, 10:59 AM   #1931 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2011, 01:28 PM   #1932 (permalink)
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TOTShadow delivers a well deserved but very cliche insult.
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Old 10-25-2011, 02:42 PM   #1933 (permalink)
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Kinda like a field goal...points on the board but not the same as 7.

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Old 10-25-2011, 11:23 PM   #1934 (permalink)
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When TOTShadow swore an oath to 68 cal for life. He traded in all his sub caliber hand guns for a 68 black powder revolver which only saw one trip to the range, from which he still has bruises and a small scar.
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:25 PM   #1935 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:30 PM   #1936 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:33 PM   #1937 (permalink)
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When trapped in a mine in Chile, Heinous managed to get service on his satellite phone. Having only enough battery power for a short phone call, he called a local Pizza delivery restaurant. Knowing that they have a policy on delivering in 30minutes or your pizza is free, Heinous was still laughing when they pulled him out of the mine 6 months later.
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:38 PM   #1938 (permalink)
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having found the hottest chick alive, siress invented the chilean miner sex move: you go in and stay there for 6 months.
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:56 PM   #1939 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:56 PM   #1940 (permalink)
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Unfortunately, Heinous discovered that when you exit the Chilean Sex Move, you're hot, dirty, grimy, smell like some dinosaur excretion and have a bit of a crush on the short miner with the grey streaked beard...
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