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Old 04-10-2012, 10:09 AM   #2761 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:09 PM   #2762 (permalink)
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EDIT: And, he was also offered sex once, from an Iraqi woman in a van and her pimp!

I just read that on another thread
Actually that depends on what your definition of "sex" is.

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After an intense and dramatic standoff between Me, DashHopes & his evil twin, I accidentally shot DashHopes by mistake. Boy, was he pissed.
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:21 AM   #2763 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:59 AM   #2764 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2012, 09:40 AM   #2765 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:49 AM   #2766 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:10 PM   #2767 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 04-11-2012, 02:21 PM   #2768 (permalink)
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DashHopes should not be so hypocritical....and he spells my name wrong

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Old 04-11-2012, 05:36 PM   #2769 (permalink)
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