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Old 07-11-2014, 10:12 PM   #5451 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:33 PM   #5452 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:34 AM   #5453 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2014, 08:17 AM   #5454 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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Old 07-12-2014, 08:26 AM   #5455 (permalink)
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that's not fair. if they are not smart enough, or have no knowledge of the ramifications of their stupidity, then they should pay the price.
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Old 07-12-2014, 09:25 AM   #5456 (permalink)
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To make an impression on the girls at the bar super-cameron has got a membership to the gym. And he goes to it every night. What he leaves out is he sits in the parking lot and uses the free WI-fi for 3 hours, then hits the shower to wash off the sweat he has accumulated by sitting in his car due to his broken A/C. All in all he has lost 10 pounds by doing this.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-12-2014, 10:13 AM   #5457 (permalink)
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that's not fair. if they are not smart enough, or have no knowledge of the ramifications of their stupidity, then they should pay the price.
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Old 07-12-2014, 10:29 AM   #5458 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2014, 11:07 AM   #5459 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2014, 09:21 PM   #5460 (permalink)
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Super-Cameron was once accused of attempting to overthrow the government of Quebec. After much deliberation, the court decided that there was not much government to be overthrown so they took him out for Poutine, smoke meat and Le Club Super Sexe.

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