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Old 03-27-2015, 07:57 AM   #6001 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2015, 10:58 AM   #6002 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 03-27-2015, 07:40 PM   #6003 (permalink)
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Abandoned at birth Ridingmac was raised by grizzly bears until the age of 6, when he refused to murder any more campers and was banished from the sleuth.
DashHopes abandoned Ridingmac at birth.


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Old 03-27-2015, 08:16 PM   #6004 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2015, 08:43 PM   #6005 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2015, 12:41 PM   #6006 (permalink)
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One day during a paintball game markcheb was hiding by the side of a bunker, not really feeling in the game he was reading a playboy and just relaxing as the battle went on around him. suddenly markcheb felt a horrible itch in his nose when he breathed out...and with the normal human reaction? he picked his nose. Half-way through the nose picking, a shadow fell over him. He looked up with his finger stuck full up his nose. And there was General Painthappy...standing over him...with a bunch of MCB Mods looking down at him. markcheb slowly started to take his finger out of his nose when Painthappy asked "Soldier, did I give you an order to take your finger from your nose?", of course, markcheb gave him a full blown ''No Sir'', which sounded very high pitch. Painthappy then said "Carry on soldier, and hunt that booger down." Painthappy then walked off, paintballs flying around him in a flurry, with the group of MCB Mods staring at markcheb in disbelief.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-29-2015, 08:36 AM   #6007 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2015, 08:58 AM   #6008 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2015, 09:05 AM   #6009 (permalink)
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Super-Cameron enjoys long walks on the beach, Swedish massages, meatball subs, Pez, llama farming, taking shots of lit lighter fluid, goat cheese, and Magnum PI. Although not necessarily in that order, it's usually just a Sunday morning routine.
You know, I see nothing wrong with that list?

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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-29-2015, 11:07 PM   #6010 (permalink)
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