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Old 05-23-2019, 06:38 AM   #6441 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2019, 07:53 AM   #6442 (permalink)
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The first time Scottieb played woods ball he dressed in full camo and told everybody he was going commando. He couldn't figure out why everyone laughed at first then avoided him in the staging area.
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Old 05-28-2019, 09:34 AM   #6443 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 05-28-2019, 09:43 AM   #6444 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2019, 09:55 AM   #6445 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 05-28-2019, 10:37 AM   #6446 (permalink)
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DashHopes has 3 fingers on his right hand, 6 fingers on his left hand, 7 toes on his right foot and 4 toes on his left foot. This doesn't set him back any. He can still count to twenty with his shoes off.
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Old 05-28-2019, 03:06 PM   #6447 (permalink)
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He accomplished this while using a single 13/3k tank as an air source for over an hour of breathing
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Old 05-28-2019, 03:28 PM   #6448 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2019, 04:26 PM   #6449 (permalink)
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The letters in airgunartist's screen name can be rearranged to spell the Latin word for awesome.
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Old 05-28-2019, 05:56 PM   #6450 (permalink)
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Scottieb’s actual name is Handson Dirtdiddler but he figured that ScottieB seemed more “appropriate” than HandsonD
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