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Old 06-17-2019, 11:26 PM   #6461 (permalink)
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Trbo323 doesn’t believe that Bigfoot is actually Honest Abe who escaped into the woods with helps of John Wilkes Booth.

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-the large hat hid his larger than normal cranium
-he shaved everything on his face but his beard and brows
-he speech was slower than most due to it being his SECOND langue.
-he saw no differences of race. Because he saw all humans as humans. Due to be Sasquatch.
-ya seen his feet?!

Trbo323 also hates shockers. Which is surprising considering his username is the number of turbo shockers he has owned..
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:01 PM   #6462 (permalink)
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Allerstern is a member of the GOP fan club and subscribes to Bigfoot Lincoln Monthly. The centerfolds are exquisite.
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Old 06-18-2019, 08:50 PM   #6463 (permalink)
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super-cameron only knows that Allerstern sunscribes to Bigfoot Lincoln Monthly because he got a fan letter from him for his poses in last months issue.
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Old 06-18-2019, 08:59 PM   #6464 (permalink)
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super-cameron only knows that Allerstern sunscribes to Bigfoot Lincoln Monthly because he got a fan letter from him for his poses in last months issue.
They are fantastic centerfolds.


Airgunartist only knows about the fan letter because it was posted in the July issue...
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Old 06-18-2019, 10:08 PM   #6465 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2019, 10:37 PM   #6466 (permalink)
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Axel tried to offer him an Apple but it wasn't enough to "Tom Sawyer" that fence...
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Old 06-18-2019, 10:37 PM   #6467 (permalink)
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As a young man, third of five invested in real estate. The real estate he purchased just so happened to become what is known today as "area 51" and as such is leased by the government. As part of the lease contract third of five slipped in a clause that allows him access to the property any time he wants. Turns out the buildings there are filled with furbies and Tamagotchi which were never confirmed to NOT be a Soviet plot to overthrow the government. As such, as many as possible were locked into storage where they could not infect US citizens with their brainwashing technology
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Trbo323 quickly found out that a Tamgochi was what was needed to power a Mazda 323 into "Turbo Mode"
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Trbo323 quickly found out that a Tamgochi was what was needed to power a Mazda 323 into "Turbo Mode"
Third of Five wishes he was in Alberta so he could get a twosixer of Alberta Premium for $20
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Old 06-18-2019, 10:54 PM   #6470 (permalink)
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Allerstern taunts me with cheap likker knowing that is the only way I will come west to the land of my birth, an army hospital in Fort Vermillion after the real one burned down back in '64. A "twosixer" ain't enough my friend, heck we got 40's in Ontariario! Allerstern wishes he were "sterner", and not so much "Aller".
Isn't that French for 'ello?
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