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Old 04-13-2019, 06:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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No pump!

Rec game,
Basically a Town vs. Town thing,
Outlaw field.
Everyone chronos.

I get told, by my team leader "no pump!"
Because yes. I have faster shooting markers.

And I guess, he's really into winning.

What he does not know... where do I start....

I'll eliminate more people per game with a pump.
This has nothing to do with the marker.
It puts me in a different mindset, where position is key.

Snapshooting is a breeze.

I can't count how many times a ref, standing next to me, for the sheer entertainment of calling me clean, after another player says 'check his hopper!'

"Player is clean."

Shoot 1.5 billion at me.

I'll find a way to hit you in the gap.
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Old 04-13-2019, 09:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yup.
You do you, man. If someone told me to not use what I want (primarily mech) I'll tell them where to stick their own paintgun.
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Old 04-13-2019, 10:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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In that situation I would say "No problem" and join the other team. Game on.
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Old 04-14-2019, 02:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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this thread makes me smile....
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Old 04-14-2019, 03:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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In that situation I would say "No problem" and join the other team. Game on.
Aha! That's such a good answer!

This is also why I don't take a semi to the field if I don't feel like playing semi... which is basically always.

I would have just laughed maniacally at him; joker style. Then made a joke that made him feel really uncomfortable. Then start flirting with him. Then shoot to miss his feet at the starting position. Then asked him what his problem is. Then point out that we're adults. Then completely out work him on the field. Then, if I thought I could beat him, challenge him to a snapping dual. Then tell him to just STFU. Then go rougue and join the other team, hunting specifically for him.

Don't F with a pump player.

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Old 04-14-2019, 03:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^^^^^ this got dark, and beautiful really quick!
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Old 04-14-2019, 03:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Aha! That's such a good answer!

This is also why I don't take a semi to the field if I don't feel like playing semi... which is basically always.

I would have just laughed maniacally at him; joker style. Then made a joke that made him feel really uncomfortable. Then start flirting with him. Then shoot to miss his feet at the starting position. Then asked him what his problem is. Then point out that we're adults. Then completely out work him on the field. Then, if I thought I could beat him, challenge him to a snapping dual. Then tell him to just STFU. Then go rougue and join the other team, hunting specifically for him.

Don't F with a pump player.
That's always the great equalizer. Really? Well grab a pod and come play a 1 vs 1 with me.

Back in 98, I had a player on my team express misgivings about his angel lcd. Nothing wrong with the gun, he just was way more comfortable with his right feed cocker. I pushed him to use his angel in that tourney and he played poorly. Gun didn't fit him, not enough trigger time, whatever. But I had to learn that the hard way.
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Old 04-14-2019, 03:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I just realized hunting him doesn't necessarily mean changing teams. >

Ok, I'd probably never actually do that. He'd have to be a special kind of prick to deserve that kind of betrayal. Like bonus balling the other team unscrupulously after multiple warnings.
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Old 04-15-2019, 04:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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No pump? Guess I’ll swap to a spring fed semi then

It’s amusing when people decide they are in charge at the field and tell you what gun to use or you should take your Hawaiian off... yeah I’ll get right on that boss, soon as you approve that raise and give me an extra weeks vacation.
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Old 04-16-2019, 01:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Not much of a leader if he doesn't recognize effective playstyles..
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