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|09-05-2018, 11:49 PM||#31 (permalink)|
Rubber Duckies Paintball
|09-06-2018, 08:28 AM||#32 (permalink)|
Moderating in Moderation
"Robbery, Detective Harris speaking..."
Its all peaches & sunshine baby, peaches & sunshine..
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One of the two proud members left - D FLT
Politically, Socially and Aerodynamically Incorrect
Everything I have ever loved is immoral or illegal
Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
stewart potter common sense, elephant and duck tests
Force this into a gaussian distributed parabolic curve!
|09-06-2018, 08:28 AM||#33 (permalink)|
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Mid Michigan
Aparently without ever buying a ticket I won the European lotto three different times. They only needed my account info for the lump sum deposit for one of the winnings. The other two needed a $1000 each processing fee.
Painting happy little trees one ball at a time. - Bob Ross (if he had a paintball marker)
|09-06-2018, 09:23 AM||#34 (permalink)|
A Secret Police Member
So, have you been arrested yet? Just wondering. Your wife will need some comforting, unless Mar has gotten there first.
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Free the Nipple!
Not Flounders brother.
Not "Mr. Hoity Toity's" brother
Its all appricots & sunshine baby, appricots & sunshine..
Not Quite Dead to Flounder
|09-06-2018, 09:35 AM||#35 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brandon, Florida
Oh, this is great.
Since the only people that ever call me are work, a couple friends that are cool about it, and the student loan scams, I'm just going to answer every single call like it's my work's dispatch calling.
"Hey, Jim. Which funeral home's getting this one?"
|09-06-2018, 09:53 AM||#36 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Baltimore, Maryland USA
I get these calls every 2 months. Messages threading arrest or a warrant has been issued. I call them back and demand the press forward with the legal complaint, so we can all meet in court. When they threaten to have me arrested I tell them to have the officers bring cookies for the ride downtown. They stop calling for about a month and then it starts over.
|09-06-2018, 09:56 AM||#37 (permalink)|
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Toronto Ontario
But has anyone called about duct cleaning yet?
It took my dad about 2 years to get them to go away even after threatening legal action (he's on a no call list) and I believe following through on the threat, blowing a fox 40 whistle into the phone, and other such shenanigans. They've only called me twice. I just tell them I don't have any ducts.
|09-06-2018, 10:43 AM||#38 (permalink)|
Join Date: Apr 2016
I just got the car insurance call for a Toyota I don't own. Sadly nothing hilarious came to mind so I just told them my Toyota has 0 miles and is running perfectly, then hung up.
I like Spyders.
MR1, MR2 LP, EMR5 LP, EM-1, Raven Primal, Victor, Fenix.
Magfed Hurricane with T15 Mags