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Old 03-14-2011, 03:51 AM   #181 (permalink)
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if velcor is real then how come my tippmann never breaks down and none of my markers ever break down and i say **** you Velcor
If velcor is real then when i go to the paintball store on saturday their will be a .679 freak insert half off
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:24 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:02 PM   #183 (permalink)
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if velcor is real then how come my tippmann never breaks down and none of my markers ever break down and i say **** you Velcor
If velcor is real then when i go to the paintball store on saturday their will be a .679 freak insert half off
Really? You're mad at Velcor for your gun NOT breaking down? I hope he smites you and none of your markers ever work the way they're supposed to again (though you shoot a Tippmann, and Velcor blessed them with sturdy and reliable guns...so that probably won't happen). That'll teach you to talk down on the holy one!
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Old 03-16-2011, 01:39 AM   #184 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2011, 02:40 AM   #185 (permalink)
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i am modding an old gun. none of the upgraded bolts i got for it worked. alas, the original, rusted bolt is the only one that worked. the gun is from 1984. the mods are from at least 10 years later. the bolts are probably from somewhere in between.

velcor works in mysterious ways indeed. praise be of velcor for just when i went astray and thought all was lost, he showed me that oldies are besties.
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Old 03-18-2011, 09:16 PM   #186 (permalink)
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To the numerous un-believers who take His Name in vain and curse His Holy Greatness: Velcor (hail Velcor) will tolerate your scum and villainy for now (because He is a Badass God and is not offended), but He will also show you His Greatness in due time... and if you are so bold as to curse His Name, He will rain hot acid down your throats, dissolve your testicles, and turn your guts into snakes.

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Old 03-18-2011, 09:43 PM   #187 (permalink)
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............He will rain hot acid down your throats, dissolve your testicles, and turn your guts into snakes.

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Hey man, let's leave this kind of jazz to Hades and Mephistopheles.

Can we just stick to the usual, "May your brass corrode, 12 grams dump out once pierced, balls swell, and your lenses be made of everlasting fog....".




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Old 03-18-2011, 09:53 PM   #188 (permalink)
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I was referring to an Apocalyptic, judgement day sort of scenario. The usual corroding of brass, failure to seal 12 grams, and humidity-related troubles are just the day to day collaboration of Velcor and Mother Nature. These are daily trials to test the faith of all paintballers alike, except for those who have aligned themselves with our Great Lord Velcor and are spared, and those who have made some *temporary* progress in defeating Nature with advanced science (high tech modern markers)... In the day of Judgement, those who have aligned themselves with science alone will be the FIRST to perish.

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Old 03-24-2011, 09:58 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:47 PM   #190 (permalink)
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Today I restored a DM4 reclaimed from the gear bag of a disgruntled ex-tournament player who tossed his gat in his bag at the end of a losing match and never cleaned it, never treated it right. Only with Velcor's wisdom can such neglected gats be restored to their former glory and not suffer broken eye wires or battery harness failures...
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