Originally Posted by heinous
they talked to me when i used to work out.
They talk to me when they need something.
OP - your plan has promise and you may find that one chick who thinks planes and puzzles are awesome and you are not hideous. I recommend you carry a number of variables of that theme - Sunflower, kittens, sunset, similar ****.
Use the method but widen the net
Also this is far from the most disturbing thing I have read on MCB - I'll still be able to sleep tonight.